Children Are Quick

TEACHER:    Why are you late?
STUDENT:    Class started before I got here.
TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America       ..

MARIA:  Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?
CLASS:  Maria.
TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:   You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:   Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  
(I  Love this child)
TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:            Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.  

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
MILLIE:          I  is...
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      

TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?

LOUIS:          Because George still had  the axe in his hand.....    

TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  

TEACHER:   Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's..   Did you copy his?
CLYDE:    No, sir. It's the same dog.    

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer  interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher